Blog Fog Rap

So you wanna read the blog
But your brain is in a fog
And you feel like that old dog
That Elvis used to sing about.

Here's some tips from your old friends -
A few helpful odds and ends -
That will help you comprehend
If you're having any doubt.

So Rita says, "Remember
That you gotta be a member
And "sign in"
Every time you wanna "comment."

And for "new posts" do the same
Or the blog won't know your name
And will treat you like your
Ugly Cousin Elmer.

And Pepper is the chick
Who knows you gotta click
On the title of each post
to see its "comments."

And Lloyd says to "save"
Or you could have a close shave
Where the words you worked and slaved over

Might

Get

Lost.

And in case this ain't enough
And it still seems kinda tough
You can ask these friends the stuff
You wanna know.

Since this ain't the world's best rap, man
Marion Fugate, Lloyd Chapman
Are the guys who wanna help
To make it stop.

The addresses of their emails
Will be waiting in your inbox
And the Class of '69 will have the
Blog That Rocks!